Don’t sext, not with anyone. Everything on line and on your phone can be traced and even if it couldn’t it would still be stupid.
Don’t make a video of you having sex. Videos can end up in the wrong hands and you’re not as hot as you think.
Stay out of bathrooms unless you actually have to go to the bathroom.
Remember, no one has any shame anymore so that drunken sex fling you had way back when will spill the beans if you’re famous enough or enough money is dangled in front of them.
And never forget that VD doesn’t care if you’re a movie star and neither does a paternity test.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled program…